at what age should i be married
trying to watch a movie but the two people you like together are not going to end up together and you have to painfully watch them make out with other people
cards against humanity #5
so about that scene from chapter seven that could have gone a completely different way….
a.k.a. how the yule ball would have gone if i had written it
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot
she’s with him because he treats her right.
shut up you dumb moron
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
remember when we were all young justice blogs